WASHINGTON, DC - Yesterday, President Obama announced he will send billions of dollars to various community-activist groups to combat urban police.
Mr. Obama issued an Executive Order, directing US Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, to fund community activists in major metropolitan cities.
Ms. Lynch has appointed former Attorney General, Eric Holder, as the "Gen'ral" of the new army. Mr. Holder now goes by "EeeZee Holder".
The funding will include supplies for the community activists, including stones, bricks, ski masks, gasoline, bottles and wicks.
To spread awareness of the new campaign, U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch visited Baltimore on Tuesday and identified the city as a model for how community activists around the country should operate.
