Written by Patrick Parkinson

Sunday, 10 May 2015

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Charlie Barlow reported with confidence on Saturday night that his girlfriend Stacey Cunnings was just one glass of wine away from passing out on the couch and leaving him in peace to go on his laptop the rest of the night and have some "me" time.

"We had been out in town and had a few drinks and Stacey had a few wines in the bar but on the way back home I could tell she a little drunk and all it would take is one more glass before she passed out drooling on the couch" said a cocky Charlie.

"She had started to slightly slur her words and I have been with her long enough to know this meant that no matter how much she claimed to be up for partying, she would be asleep in no time leaving me in peace."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Alcohol, Beer, wine

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