Bust Size & Tips

Sunday, 29 March 2015

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Every waitress wants TIPS. The American scientist Michael Lynn conducted a study of 482 waitresses at the age of 18 years and older.

Waitresses rated themselves and answer the following questions:

1. In what year were you born?
2. What is your bra size?
3. What color is your hair?
4. How big around is your waist?
5. How big around are your hips?
6. How tall are you?
7. How much do you weight?
8. How would you rate your sexiness?
9. How would you rate your uniform sexiness?
10. What is the average tips you received?

The results of this study indicated that:

1. Tips are given willingly waitresses with large breasts
2. Tips are given reluctantly waitresses in age, with large hips, large body weight and low growth

And in general Guys love to give «tip» 30-year-old slim blonde with big breasts!

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