Obama buys Jamaican retirement pad

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 27 March 2015

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Rooftop bonging facilities make for an attractive retirement home

Washington DC - "Dis am me Audacity of Dope ganja shack,"" Obama tweeted as he posted pics of a stunning Montego Bay beachside villa complete with its very own cannabis plantation.

The $1 million oceanfront mansion has five bedrooms, ten bathrooms plus a very secluded rooftop bong puffin' suite.

For some unfathomable reason local realtors' property blurbs have left out the ubiquitous 'and six original fireplaces' spiel focusing instead on ensuite bonging facilities at the million dollar shack.

"It's a very attractive presidential property," Montego Bay realtor Presteen Weedbrother said today.

"Balmy offshore breezes plus a recent decriminalisation of cannabis make this Caribbean island paradise just right for Da Prez."

Obama is due to move there in late 2016 after leaving orifice in Washington DC.

Michelle and the kids meanwhile are going back to Chicago as the First Lady contemplates releasing the first volume of her blockbuster autobiography.

Entitled '30 Years The Understudy? F-You Bazza!' - price fifty dollars from Radon House.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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