Written by dave nelson

Monday, 16 February 2015

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Walmart likes em Chubby

US attorney Moishe Pipick announced today in Washington;"These aggrieved thin women have shown initial evidence supporting their claims that Walmart discriminates against them and all thin men and women in favor of hiring "fatsos!"

What proof have they offered", asked Renee Twatso Washington Bureau Chief for "US Scmooze and Word Report"

Attorney Pipick said;_"Well - first of all just go into any Walmart and then try to find a thin or average built cashier."

Twatso replied;'Well walmart says it just wants it's shoppers which are mostly obese to feel comfortable."

Pipick replied ;'Well i hate to break it to ya Twatso but that is discrimination against a whole class of thinner folks and they will have their day in court!"

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