Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology has filed suit with the U.S. Patent Office claiming rights to both hypnosis and brainwashing.
"Anyone who had ever read our literature, all of it written by Elron Hubtard, knows that we are the leaders and founders of both hypnosis and brainwashing. We think it's about time the world stops using these properties of the church without any compensation given to the church. Or even an Amen Elron! The impertinence!" spoke a church spokesperson from behind an iron wall.
"Lastly, we will send our mindless zombies after anyone we discover using these documented artifacts of the church without offering just compensation," threatened the person behind the wall.
