Top Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!

Funny story written by Al N.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

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Scamatology-It's like putting your mind in prison.

The Top Ten Reasons to Join Scamatology Are:

  1. Good place to hide from your family since they will force you to disconnect from them anyways
  2. If you have too much money they will help you with that.
  3. Since Scamatology will take all your money, you won't need to file and pay taxes every year
  4. You will be able to serve and service many D List celebrities!
  5. Is your brain in need of servicing? Scamatology will provide a complete brain washing!
  6. Do you have trouble getting people to believe your far-fetched lies? Learn from the experts!
  7. Are you delusional and think you're better than everybody else? Then Scamatology is the cult for you!
  8. Scamatologists have their own SECRET LANGUAGE!
  9. Do you like pulling the wool over people's eyes? Scamatology runs several different scams disguised as charities.
  10. Do you like to just mindlessly follow evil orders? Then look no further-you have a home in Scamatology!

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