The Top Ten Reasons to Join Scamatology Are:
- Good place to hide from your family since they will force you to disconnect from them anyways
- If you have too much money they will help you with that.
- Since Scamatology will take all your money, you won't need to file and pay taxes every year
- You will be able to serve and service many D List celebrities!
- Is your brain in need of servicing? Scamatology will provide a complete brain washing!
- Do you have trouble getting people to believe your far-fetched lies? Learn from the experts!
- Are you delusional and think you're better than everybody else? Then Scamatology is the cult for you!
- Scamatologists have their own SECRET LANGUAGE!
- Do you like pulling the wool over people's eyes? Scamatology runs several different scams disguised as charities.
- Do you like to just mindlessly follow evil orders? Then look no further-you have a home in Scamatology!
