Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology announced that they have pulled off a sensational discovery with their advanced Super-OT Powers-the missing AirAsia plane!
Notorious, money-grubbing head of the "religion" Davy Makemerich announced through a made up spokesperson that the missing plane was found. Unfortunately, the discovery came too late to save any lives. But the cult sent in their yellow jacketed henchmen to the area anyways to give aid and get pictures of the cult "missionaries" with their sweet looking uniforms and tents.
It was super-powered OT8 Scamatologists who discovered the missing flight, announced the spokesperson. However, the "church" will release OT9 and super-powered beings in the religion will then be able to locate planes before they crash and also locate parking places easily, even in foreign countries.
Those interested in getting super-powers and can prove they have the resources or are willing to sign up as a slave are encouraged to visit the fringes of the Internet first.
