'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

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Sunday, 18 January 2015

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Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant.

"But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent law abiding Americans vehemently opposed to this latest shakedown of their hard earned ca$h."

The warning comes ahead of Tuesday's State of the Union address where President Obama is predicted to announce hard hitting tax hikes to soak billionaires and their lesser endowed millionaire pals.

The proposals are being greeted with scorn by GOP politicians, already convinced that President Obama is some sort of Putin-fellatin' crypto Communist.

White House sources responded this evening with a sweeping broadsword that Obama's plans are highly 'compassionate' - despite widespread revulsion at the promise to raise capital gains tax for couples with income over $500,000 per year from the current 23.8% to 55%.

"He also proposes stripping 'step-up' breaks for anyone inheriting more than fifty bucks," McConnell continued, "and giving away the money to poor people in weed.

"Ah, need!"

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