President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: State Department spokesperson, Jan Psaki, denied reports that the President chose to watch NFL play-off games rather than gather with other world leaders in Paris this weekend to march in the Charlie Hebdo solidarity gathering.

Psaki, who sometimes appears indignant when asked to respond to questions about the president, said the State Department was advised by the French General Directorate for External Security that because President Obama's Kenyan passport had expired, he would not be allowed to travel to France.

With that, Ms. Psaki said that she would not respond to further questions because the clock was ticking, and she needed to gather herself before she had to manufacture the next lie.

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