'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 3 January 2015

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Cell mates at the SuperMax prison said al-Libi was 69 at the time of death

New York - Alleged Al Qaeda embassy bombings specialist Abu Anus al-Libi has kicked the bucket just daze before standing trial on terror charges.

FBI sources said he'd been caught in a classic sting after special agents secreted a cell phone 'inside his person' .

The device had been programmed to activate the taking of internal rectal selfies as soon as the temperature reached boiling point.

Pals mourning al-Libi's sudden demise from 'complications' posted tribute pics on social media today - mostly 3-D shots of the guy's hemorrhoids and other vascular structures lodged in his anal canal.

A memorial at the SuperMax jail where he'd been confined is being planned inside the hospital wing lavatory where he'd spent his last remaining days.

Al-Libi was accused of masterminding a terror attack on the American embassy in Tripoli that killed 224 people after previously plotting the 1998 bombings of US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania which killed 12 US citizens.

He'll be missed by no one apart from some relatives who insist he'd been stiched up in a Hillary Clinton plot.

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