United Nations! Are you there? Time to get off the dime and do some work. Ukraine is drowning. Ukraine has been asking, pleading, begging for a no-fly zone, not above Portugal or Venezuela, but over their own country Ukraine. NATO wrings its hands…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
The golf buggy ridden by Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has been identified as being a primary target for NATO forces trying to oust the country's dictator, it has been revealed. The buggy, in which Gaddafi travelled all over Libya, North Africa and the…
* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
Tripoli, Libya - Amhar Sandibar never thought he'd be so lucky again. Back in the good old Khadafi years, he had a nice little business selling swimming pool supplies: floating loungers, blow-up whales and arm-swimmies, etc. to a wealthy flow of the...
New York - Alleged Al Qaeda embassy bombings specialist Abu Anus al-Libi has kicked the bucket just daze before standing trial on terror charges. FBI sources said he'd been caught in a classic sting after special agents secreted a cell phone 'ins...
AWBARI, Libya - An archaeological team from Copenhagen, Denmark has made an astonishing discovery. The team led by Dr. Tobias Rasmussen said that as they were excavating in the Sahara Desert they began to unearth what turned out to be an ancient p...
Washington - A cover-up about mad-as-hatter former Pontiff Karol Wojtyla is lying in tatters following the resignation of his German successor and top apologist Pope Joseph Ratzinger. "No wonder US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta begged Pope Benny-...
Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...
"Romney steps in it again," the headline read this morning in The Washington Post. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse," states the sub-title. Evidently the Post and other media were reacting to a hastily called press conference called b...
It was another day, like any other in the bowels of Tripoli. Another coffee shop dive with tables occupied by the desparate, the heart broken, the insipid, the millipedes, the cockroaches... Spam was at the piano, playing tunes for the forgotten. I was behind the bar frothing a cappucino for a large Tunisian who was making me nervous taking up nearly two of my new bar stools. "I say Dick, what...
Libya's current authority, the National Transitional Council, has decided to end the decade's old ban on Guacamole first instituted by now-deposed dictator Moammar Gaddafi, the Council's Abdul Hafid Ghoga told reporters here on Thursday. "Gaddafi...
Tripoli - "Of course it all depends on the actual charges prosecutors bring against the Colonel's son," a Libyan legal source said today. "If it's aggravated cock-fighting, PhD doctoral fiddles or failure to pay his London Congestion Charge then T...
Libya - In a eerie twisty reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's 1938 movie thriller The Lady Vanishes the remains of horrible Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi have vamooshed into thin heir (sic) along with one of his awful sons, Mutassim. National Tran...
The Health and Safty Executive (HSE) have issued a directive regarding the body storage of Colonel Gaddafi, the former Libyan dictator. In a directive issued to Libya's National Transitional Council, the HSE's representative in the region, Mustaph...
October 22, 2011. Misrata, Libya. With little time on my hands, I flagged down a taxi, begging a ride from the Misrata airport to where Ghadafi's body allegedly rested. It was time to "pull a MacGyver." I had the cab drop me several blocks from the Misrata Meat Market. Racing down a dusty neighborhood alley, I ripped a burka from a clothesline. A roiling, angry knot of children appeared, but we...
BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle. Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
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