Washington DC - A former Guantanamo Bay detainee named as Ibrahim al-Rubbish is a wanted man again after posting a load of inflammatory pro-terror stuff on the Jihadi Garbage-U-Like.con webshite.
Pentagon loss adjusters named the walking Al Qaeda trashcan as a $5m fugitive from justice who flunked a pioneering Saudi 'rehabilitation' program designed to purge him.
The readjustment course had been a favorite of the Bush Administration for using a mix of faith-based principles and powerful emetics to reprogram ravaged minds of the Infidel.
However in 2007 al-Rubbish legged it from the reprogramming facility and ended up holed up in Yemen where he took up the disguise of a Mufti - or chief religious authority.
Recent intelligence claims he is secretly plotting to blow up municipal dumpster trucks in the Washington DC area in a revenge attack for what al-Qaeda calls the 'fascism of US compulsory recycling policies'.
He remains the No 9 on the Pentagon's Most Wanted List of Tarot Card characters, notably The Semtex Hermit.
Dick Cheney's former probation officer is still No 1 in the aforementioned deck.