$5m reward for capture of ex-Gitmo con freed on Bush's ordures

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

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Al-Rubbish remains No 9 on the Pentagon's Most Wanted list of Tarot Deck characters

Washington DC - A former Guantanamo Bay detainee named as Ibrahim al-Rubbish is a wanted man again after posting a load of inflammatory pro-terror stuff on the Jihadi Garbage-U-Like.con webshite.

Pentagon loss adjusters named the walking Al Qaeda trashcan as a $5m fugitive from justice who flunked a pioneering Saudi 'rehabilitation' program designed to purge him.

The readjustment course had been a favorite of the Bush Administration for using a mix of faith-based principles and powerful emetics to reprogram ravaged minds of the Infidel.

However in 2007 al-Rubbish legged it from the reprogramming facility and ended up holed up in Yemen where he took up the disguise of a Mufti - or chief religious authority.

Recent intelligence claims he is secretly plotting to blow up municipal dumpster trucks in the Washington DC area in a revenge attack for what al-Qaeda calls the 'fascism of US compulsory recycling policies'.

He remains the No 9 on the Pentagon's Most Wanted List of Tarot Card characters, notably The Semtex Hermit.

Dick Cheney's former probation officer is still No 1 in the aforementioned deck.

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