Owners of iconic El Toro peak prepare to sue Morgan Hill

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 15 November 2014

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'El Toro' means The Bull

Santa Clara Mountains, California - The owners of an iconic mountain landmark set in the eastern foothills of the Santa Cruz Mountains, Santa Clara County, have hired the nation's top litigation attorney to sue the pants off Morgan Hill.

Or, to be precise, the Morgan Hill Seventh Day BadVentist Tabernacle of Greenhouse Gas eMissions located just off Almond Orchard Drive.

The daft eco-cult spreads ebola-like viruses throughout the web about 'Rights To Roam' all over private land preaching the 'All Property Is Theft' mantra - 'All', that is, apart from theirs.

Documents filed at Santa Clara County Court describe how in 1984 a Morgan Hill family purchased the 'El Toro' mountain after the area was hit by a 6.2 magnitude Calaveras Fault quake - the sixth major rattler in less than 100 years.

The San Andreas-offshoot faultline straddles Silicon Valley's southernmost tip, regularly shaking up the area with billion dollar rebuilding bills.

Local Uvas Creek attorney-at-law Al I. Gator, senior partner at Fang & Co Law Partnership, is representing the plaintiffs who allege breach of trust and violation of their constitutional amendment rights.

The lawsuit describes how the local City Council readily agreed to the 1984 El Toro sale after the tremor's clean-up bill soared over $100m.

Sale of the iconic peak left ownership of a small area in municipal hands comprising approximately 8% of El Toro's Easternmost face - an area completely surrounded by now private land and with no means of direct access.

30 years on and the same municipal council is trying to build a public nature trail to the peak of El Toro, investing taxpayer $$$s in a website promoting their obsession despite numerous court injunctions against such planned trespass.

The lawsuit promises to lay bare all municipal the cock-ups that have seen El Toro's benighted owners subjected to a multitude of 'Fright To Roam' crap.

Go get 'em, Randy!

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