Written by Gee Pee

Saturday, 6 September 2014

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Obummer to illegals: "Medicaid, food stamps, welfare and other freebies just around the corner!"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- Pressured by key Democrats seeking reelection in November and trying to maintain his death grip on the Senate, President Barack Obummer agreed to postpone signing an executive order that would grant unconditional amnesty to millions more illegal aliens who have invaded the United States and made a mockery, yet again, of American sovereignty.

Part of the Take Back America Initiative, the latest horde of invaders, most of whom are toddlers and illiterate teens (who will soon flood the nation's schools, hospitals, and prisons as they seek handouts from taxpaying citizens), intend to "reclaim" the American Southwest, which they lost in their ill-advised war with the United States (1846-48).

However, Obummer hastened to add, in Spanish, that "amnesty is a certainty, come October; just hold on-and, remember, vote for the Democratic Party, who gave part of the United States away."

His closing comment, also in Spanish, to a crowd of several million illegals, was "Tengo tanto desprecio por las leyes de los Estados Unidos y cuando usted tiene."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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