Trash Class flights with aircraft interiors looking like Glasgow bus shelters on a Saturday night have been put forward as a means of saving struggling Prestwick Airport.
The aircraft interiors will be less "posh" and intimidating to Glaswegians. Artificial urine smells, broken bottles and half eaten Doner kebabs will be scattered everywhere and some of the windows will appear broken.
Needless to say the toilets will be locked or overflowing for the whole journey and there will be an off licence and fish and chip shop on board. The pilots and cabin crew will bark incomprehensibly into loud-hailers.
The male stewards will have prison tattoos all over them and start fights with anyone who stares at them.
