Obama calls on Hillary for support with review of don't do stupid sh*t policy to traveling press corps aboard Air Force One

Written by joseph k winter

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

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The President is reported pleased with Ms. Clinton's briefing to the traveling press corps

President Obama is once again aboard Air Force One giving the traveling press corps updates on his DDSS (don't do stupid sh*t) foreign policy.

The world well remembers the formulation of this policy, aboard his jet, on the President's trip to Asia a month ago.

But this time he plans to let Hillary deliver the briefing.

Ms. Clinton has been preparing for days, including review of the President's performance aboard Air Force One in early June.

At that time, after calling his new approach the "don't do stupid sh*t" foreign policy, he stepped away, then swiveled to face the traveling press corps.

"Now what did I just say?" he asked sternly.

The traveling press corps responded, in chorus: "Don't do stupid sh*t, Mr. President."

Ms. Clinton's office explained the 2016-yet-to-be-crowned-presidential-candidate will emphasize to the traveling press corps that no stupid sh*t has been done, none will continue to be done, and certainly that will be the case in her upcoming administration.

Ms. Clinton's advisors recommend that at this point (and in 2016 campaigning) she pump her fist and declaim: "No stupid sh*t!"

She will stand in front of the traveling press corps, with Mr. Obama observing in his lounge chair to one side, to reiterate the soundness of current US foreign policy.

As with:

*The 500 million dollars going to "carefully vetted moderates" in Syria is not SS (stupid sh*t) even though analysts indicate there are no moderates, only extremists of various sorts.

*This is DDSS because there must be moderates somewhere in Syria, and if the US can't find them nobody can. Our vetters are pros at wielding cash and finding the right people.

*In contrast to what has been happening, this type of aid, including weapons, will not become confused and passed along to ISIS, Jabhat al-Nusra, al-Qaeda, etc. At least ideally.

*Billions in weapons and training down the rathole in Iraq into the hands of ISIS does not mean any sort of parallel is possible in Syria.

*Now, supporting rebels in Syria who then travel east to attack our interests in Iraq may look like SS (i.e. stupid sh*t) but is actually VSS (very superior sh*t).

*As VSS it's related to delaying F-16's to Maliki to keep the fighting on the ground, and this might work out. Plus it gives the impression the US won't repeat the mistakes of 2003.

*The impression of doing nothing is avoided by dropping troops into the green zone and (coming soon) the southern oil refineries, which indicates the administration is doing something.

Following this set of points, Ms. Clinton will spin on one high heel to ask sternly:

"Now what did I just say?"

The traveling press corps will respond in chorus: "Don't do this stupid sh*t, Hillary!"

Adding: "Not when you're president!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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