Miley Cyrus Confesses She Wants To Twerk Portia De Rossi - Ellen DeGeneres Is Furious

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 7 April 2014

HOLLYWOOD - Ellen DeGeneres has often times said that it takes a lot to get her upset; really upset, but it appears that Miley Cyrus has just found the right button.

Miley, speaking with Gary Busey on his talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, confessed that she would love to twerk Portia de Rossi, who just happens to be talk show host Ellen DeGeneres' wife.

Busey hollered out that he would just about pay to see that. Miley licked her lips, looked into the camera, and said, "So Portia, sweety, if you see this give me a call and we can set it up."

Gary quickly volunteered his show for the twerking session.

A source inside the DeGeneres family stated that when Ellen heard what Miley had said she exploded calling Miley at least four very expletive names.

She then remarked that it will never happen but just for making that kind of ignorant, disrespectful remark Ellen says she feels like breaking Miley's butt and seeing how well the little bitch twerks while wearing an ass cast.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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