Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

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Friday, 6 June 2014


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Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Democrats will succeed only if the Republican politicians continue with their war against women and Congressional do nothing agenda, in a failed attempt to embarrass the opposition and more specifically, that Kenyan in the White House.

Women are the majority voters in the United States and Republican politicians are still waging a war against women. Republican women can't ignore this. For starters: Republican politicians believe women should give birth if a pregnancy is caused by incest or rape. Is there any woman in the United States willing to vote for that?

On the equal pay issue: Does any woman believe women should earn .70 cents for every dollar a man earns performing the same job? Should women remain a 70% citizen but still pay 100% in taxes? Or, should women pay one dollar for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup while men only pay .70 cents?

Then there is the issue of minimum wage. Will the minimum wage of $10.00 per hour destroy giants like Walmart and the Koch brothers? More money in the economy will produce a boost in sales. Working people spend their paychecks. They don't bank their money in offshore bank accounts. How many women in Queens have offshore bank accounts? What about Kentucky or Alabama? Ladies: Honk if you have an offshore bank account.

Betcha more US men have offshore bank accounts than women.

Like the Monty Python song Every Sperm Is Sacred, Republican presidential contender Rick Santorum says birth control during sex is unnatural. No stop signs or detours for that part of a woman's anatomy. That part of a woman's body doesn't belong to the little lady, cuz it's man's Keystone Pipeline.

So ladies, if you are NOT okay living as a 70% citizen, getting pregnant every time you have sex and haven't an offshore bank account, vote Democrat.

Everyone should pay the equal price for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.


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