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Funny story: Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...

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Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - A U.S. news agency is reporting that it has received word from an inside source that Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has revealed a secret to her hair stylist. American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the...

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Funny story: Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

Nadya Suleman Admits She Finds Anthony Weiner To Be Quite Sexy

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman, who gained notoriety as Octomom, recently remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has developed a crush on Anthony Weiner. Suleman, who is the mother of 14 children, stated to Carolina Chipotle as the two sat...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

Ann Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant

NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's most well known GOP mouthpieces Ann Coulter recently confided to Piers Morgan that she has a crush on Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Coulter, 51, said that she usually does not have crushes on men bu...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Says X-Factor Judges Are Jealous of Cece Frey

Demi Lovato Says X-Factor Judges Are Jealous of Cece Frey

HOLLYWOOD - With the elimination of Paige Thomas and Vino Alan, X-Factor is now down to six contestants frantically vying for the $5 million first place prize. Demi Lovato's team is down to one contestant; the very attractive Cece Frey. Lovato spo...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore says that now that Tom Cruise is getting divorced from Katie Holmes that she can reveal to LaLaLand and the world a secret she has kept secret for several years. Moore, who herself is recently divorced, stated that she...

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Funny story: Crush

Crush

With both hands still positioned on the edges of his keyboard and a few visually interesting but inane documents open on his desktop, he hoped that a passer by would not notice the redness of his face and the firmness of his jaw muscles while he clenched his teeth. It had been more than 15 minutes since Howard Kanupy had left an office carrying the presentation materials that the boss had asked...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals She Has Quite a Crush On Zac Efron

Demi Lovato Reveals She Has Quite a Crush On Zac Efron

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Lovato was recently talking to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue as she sat in his Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair trimmed. She told Fondue that over the Christmas holidays she and her little sister had gone to see the new mov...

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Funny story: Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

Close friend of Rebekah Brooks reveals that Rebekah has a crush on Ireland's Darren Clarke. Oldest winner of Open Championship since 1967

A close friend of Rebekah Brooks has revealed that whilst other women are out there chasing after football stars, such as Chicharito and John Terry, Rebekah has a really big crush on Ireland's golfer, Darren Clarke, 42 years of age. Darren is the...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

Lady Gaga Reveals That She Has a Lasciviously Lustful Crush On Charlie Sheen

BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual. Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Tw...

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Funny story: Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

Mark Lowton voted "UK's Weirdest Crush"

It's official. The highly effective editor of "The Spoof" website has been voted the United Kingdom's "Weirdest Crush", in a new poll run by the obscene magazine "What?" The magazine that noboby has ever heard of asked the entire UK population...

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Funny story: Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

Vicente Fox, George Obama "Bromance" in Full Swing

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck practically invented it, Brad Pitt and George Clooney openly and publicly embraced it, while Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaghey and Jake Gyllenhaal seem to be happy having merely experimented with it.

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