Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 April 2014

image for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported
Bubba Bundy says that his cousin Cliven is so mean he once saw him chew on a piece of barbed wire.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law.

The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is right.

Well as Vice-President Joe Biden put it, he's about as right as Wynonna Judd thinking that she's underweight.

Mr. Bundy has flat out said that he does not care if the government sends in a napalm strike no one is going to take away his cattle, not Oprah Winfrey, or Rush Limbaugh, and certainly not that Hawaiian fellow who lives in the White House.

Harry Reid says he's done playing paper, scissors, rock with Bundy and he has suggested that the president go ahead and start deportation proceedings.

SIDENOTE: British billionaire Simon Cowell has said that he would like to purchase all of Mr. Bundy's cattle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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