Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona Says She Is Going To Outlaw French Kissing

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Lesbian couple Bambi Eggenburg (L) and Lolly Tinti (R) say if Brewer enacts the French kissing ban they will leave Arizona.

PHOENIX - Lame duck Governor Jan Brewer continues rolling down the track making good on her promise to leave the state in a state of disarray.

The elderly governor has now informed the news media that she is going to issue a Governor's Proclamation banning French kissing.

When asked why she would do such a thing she grinned, took a sip from her glass of celery juice, and said because it is an unnatural thing.

She was asked to explain and she remarked that she is 69, and her best friend Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is 81, and neither of them have ever French kissed anyone even once.

The governor was asked if she had ever touched Sheriff "Pinky" on his crotch area.

She became highly insulted and asked what the hell that had to do with French kissing someone on the lips.

The throng of reporters erupted in loud laughter.

SIDENOTE: Governor Brewer later said that she is very anti-germs and she knows that nothing spreads germs quicker than French kissing, drinking from someone else's glass, and having unprotected hokey pokey.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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