Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 13 April 2014

image for Ann Coulter Says Middle East Peace Talks Are Just An Excuse To Get Drunk and Trade Camel Jokes
Ann says that Middle Eastern women need to be more assertive like women in the US.

NEW YORK CITY - The Middle East Peace Talks have been going on for thousands of years and so far not a damn thing has been accomplished.

GOP maven Ann Coulter hit the nail on the head with that remark. She went on to add that the talks are just an excuse for the parties concerned to get drunk and trade camel jokes.

She pointed out that everyone of the participants in the peace talks is a male. She added that if women were allowed to be a part of the peace talks peace would have been achieved 400 years ago.

Coulter recently stated in GOPicky Magazine that the women of the Middle East really need to grow a pair and tell the guys that they demand to be a part of the friggin peace talks.

She said they need to assert themselves and say that they will no longer be content to just sit at home popping out babies, sweeping, dusting, cooking, and washing the effen camels.

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