Ann Coulter Says Alec Baldwin Is A Loser and A Nuisance And Should Be Deported

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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Ann says that Alec Baldwin reminds her of a pantiliner.

NEW YORK CITY - The latest feud to hit the fan involves GOP political maven Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter and quasi-actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin.

Coulter appeared on The Viagra View and told Larry King and Regis Philbin that she is tired of hearing about Alexandra Baldwin complain about the mean paparazzi men.

She sternly said that actors and actresses and other famous celebrities owe their damn careers to these reporters who put their names in newspapers, magazines, and television news shows.

Coulter added that if it was not for the paparazzi Baldwin would have become a has-been relic like Andrew Dice Clay, who shot his career all to hell with his arrogantly egotistical attitude over two decades ago.

Ann says that she thinks that Alec is nothing but a loser and a nuisance and President Obama needs to deport him as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, Baldwin was contacted and asked to comment on Ann Coulter's remarks. Alec took a sip of his Kiwi Margarita and stated that he does not reply to comments made by a malnourished looking sway back horse.

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