WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation.
Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah Bamboo that she has a feeling deep in her Republican gut that the earthquakes that are presently devasting California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives.
When asked what in the world makes her believe that "Snowflake" Palin smiled and replied, "Well ya know, Savannah, can I call you Savannah? I was looking out my bedroom window the other day just casually staring at Russia and I thought to myself that those Al-Qaeda fellas are everywhere doing everything."
"Okay." Miss Bamboo commented.
Palin then added that she just thinks that they have found a way to control the seismic contingency systems that are operating deep down in the Earth's vast chamber of chambers.
"You mean like in Star Wars?" Bamboo asked jokingly.
"Yes, you betcha. Exactly like the Tinsel Town stars did in Star Wars."
Savannah just shook her head and thought to herself that Todd Palin has got to be an absolute prince to have put up with his fruitcake of a wife for so many years.
