United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

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The 'Dyke Cut'

Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported.

The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - although some people have reservations about getting the look.

"Our future leader's haircut is very particular, if you will," one source told Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly. "It doesn't always go with everyone since everyone has different face and head shapes."

Meanwhile, some Americans say the look is actually unpopular because people think it resembles the haircut of a lesbian. "Until the mid-2000s, we called it the 'Dyke Cut'," said one man.

Bald men, should Clinton become President, will be ordered to wear specially produced Hillary wigs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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