Bart Miller of Nashville, Tennessee, recently awakened from a drunken stupor and fumbled for his shoe, only to find it on the other foot.
"I'd heard about people getting wasted and doing stupid shit," said Miller, "but it had never happened to me.
South Carolina state capitol building
Interview of Senator Lindsey Graham by Bret Fincher
"Senator Graham," Fincher asked, reading from his legal pad, "it is my understanding that you don't want to remove the Confederate Flag."
"Yes sir, I mean no sir," the senator mumbled his right hand saluting the Confederate Flag.
"I," the senator continued, "got up early and raised the flag mysel...
After dodging a woman's show at a Las Vegas speaking tour last night, a second shoe hit dead center as she came outside on the strip.
This time it was a horseshoe and police say they might have an arrest soon.
"Someone shouted "Hey! A dead ring...
Maude Frickert, often seen on many old television shows has died at the age of 87, the same age as her twin brother Jonathon Winters who died late last year.
Maude loved to horse around, especially with younger men as she was married some twelve t...
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