California Hires An Earthquake Preventer

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

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Only Hyderpindi Peshgooli knows the secret to his earthquake prevention.

SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention.

The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57, who resides in Karachi, Pakistan.

Peshgooli has been very effective in preventing earthquakes all over the world. He has a disciplined method that is unrivaled by anyone else in the world; and in fact he is the only certified earthquake preventer in the world.

Peshgooli estimates that in his 30 year career he has prevented a little over 2,600 earthquakes.

He has studied California's earthquake situation going back 20 years and recently said on a talk show in Karachi that California will be hit with the "Big One" very soon and only he can prevent it.

SIDENOTE: Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner has told the California authorities that Hyderpindi Peshgooli can stay at his Playboy Mansion while he is in California.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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