Company Upset With Employees Necklace of Enemy Penises!

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Friday, 14 March 2014

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"You go to all these motivational speeches and they get you all stirred up and ready to go after your companys competition and what happens after that?"

"They arrest you."

This was the complaint of George Madison as he gave a reporter the lowdown at the local jail where he is housed temporarily.

George had went to six company motivational speeches in the past three months and was convinced that they would soon have the market sewn up!

"Show them no mercy", she says. "Hit them where it hurts! Well, you cut off their penises and show no mercy and you get life in prison."

Madison concluded by asking us to leave. Then stated, "Just look at the shriveled up things. You'd think something like that wouldn't ruin a whole company!"

"Jailer, have these people come here and pick out their own penis. I owe my company nothing from here on!"

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