Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

Funny story written by Wumf

Wednesday, 19 February 2014

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Socchi police barricade at Olympic Village

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Once news got out that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) were in the Socchi Olympic Village doing research for their new T.V. show, Sochi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, athletes from all over the world mobbed the two for autographs.

"We grew up watching MXC," gushed one speed skater, "We love these guys!"

"They are the reason I got involved in sports!" exclaimed a hockey player from the U.S.

"They're hilarious!" agreed a curler from Great Britain, as he jumped a police barricade.

Apparently, Olympic security were able to eventually push the crowd back, just in time to save the two celebrities from a good trampling. It is reported that Kenny and Vic were taken to their secret lodgings located somewhere in the outskirts of Sochi, where they are continuing to recuperate from the ordeal.

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