VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers.
"Snowflake" Palin has met with statewide opposition especially from the Vail-based pro-pot group known as Friends of Pot.
FOP state director Donna Fay Keystone told the news media that the best thing that the Loose Moose from Wasilla, Alaska can do is to stay up in her frozen state and leave the good people of Colorado alone.
Miss Keystone pointed out that Sarah Palin is about as welcome in the Rocky Mountain State as a case of jock itch.
SIDENOTE: Sarah Palin has said that she does not give a flip what Friends of Pot think she is going to visit Colorado and try to persuade the people to change their evil ways.
