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Funny story: Canada Is Extremely Puzzled As To Why Thousands of Moose Are Leaving The Country and Settling in Alaska

Canada Is Extremely Puzzled As To Why Thousands of Moose Are Leaving The Country and Settling in Alaska

VANCOUVER, Canada - (Spoof News) - The Canadian government is puzzled as to why thousands of moose are leaving the country and heading up to Alaska. A spokesperson for the Canadian government, Lil Phaletto, 74, said that she thinks it may be becau…

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Funny story: The US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else

The US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The US Department of Animal Husbandry has issued a stern warning to our neighbor to the north regarding their wandering moose. Stating that the Canadian moose cross over into the US and they then proceed to eat t…

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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…

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Funny story: Vancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock

Vancouver, Canada Hits 121 Degrees- Millions of Moose Go Into Heat Shock

VANCOUVER, Canada – (Satire News) – Canada’s Royal Mounted News Agency has just announced that the temperature in Vancouver hit 121 degrees at 5:05 pm. The heat was so powerful, that there are reports that some of the city’s stop signs were warped…

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Funny story: "Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America

"Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America

This isolated mountain hamlet of Moose Ears, B.C., has drawn the attention of both Canadians and Americans due to the odd but cheery greeting that originated here and has been passed along to residents of both countries in the past few weeks. "Mo…

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Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...

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Funny story: Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Pro Golfer Kills Moose With Calloway's New Epic Driver

Erin Hills, Wisconsin. Chip Fairway, reporting live from the 117th U.S. Open Golf Tournament. After having my PGA Media credentials reinstated, I am happy to be reporting from a live event for the first time in quiet some time. Through some con...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut. "We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose com...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...

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Funny story: Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...

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Funny story: An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly

An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that outside of the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, and Alec Baldwin no one enjoys being in the spotlight more than Sarah Palin. The former governor of Alaska who was dubbed Snowflake by Vice-President Biden cannot stan...

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Funny story: Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

CALGARY, Alberta - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have just informed the Canadian public that moose rustling has gotten way out of hand and something has got to be done. Captain Jacques Renfrew with the RCMP said that just in the month of Augus...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...

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Funny story: An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...

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Funny story: Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...

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