Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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Governor Jan Brewer (above) has infuriated thousands of Girl Scouts.

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer recently held a press conference where she announced that she is tired of the national news media making her out to be a She-Devil.

The governor said that nothing could be farther from the truth and if anyone does not believe her then they can ask her BFF Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio.

Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine said that Governor Brewer seems to be sticking her size 10½ foot in her mouth quite a bit more lately.

In her latest Arizonian out-of-the-blue antic she announced that she will be banning the sale of Girl Scout Cookies within the state.

She pointed out that she was merely following the guidelines that the first lady Michelle Obama had set regarding the ingesting of huge amounts of sugar.

Governor Brewer told the assembled reporters that if anyone of them has a problem with her anti-Girl Scout Cookies ban then they can take it up with Mrs. Obama.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Obama has said that she has absolutely no idea what in the world Jan Brewer is talking about. She then added that she hopes that Brewer decides to get that professional help that Arizona Senator John McCain advised her to get a few months ago.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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