Top 10 Favorite Après Pot Snacks On Sale In Denver, Colorado

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Yum!

A secondary market in home made candy has gone stratospheric in Colorado's pot production capital.

Here are the top 10 best selling snacks on sale this morning at a Girl Guides stall outside the Denver Municipal Marijuana Dispensary at 1999 Bong Street, all priced under a dollar a munch:

1. Double chocolate fudge brownie with roasted pistachio crust
2. Polish-style baked lemon cheesecake with lime flavor icing
3. Acacia honey and crystallized stem ginger ice cream plus rum raisins
4. Vanilla cream cupcake, strawberry sprinkles and hundreds n thousands
5. Butterscotch and peanut brittle
6. Chocolate mint fondant bites
7. Banoffee mini pies
8. Blackcurrant sorbet bombe
9. Salty potato waffle with toffee sauce
10. Iced macaroon

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