Written by Bureau

Sunday, 23 February 2014

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You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike.

It did begin slow.

"Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to me.

"Yes. Our company is going with the CPA who wins and that's a lot of money."

"You see that thing over there on the barbed wire? That was from the fight by the Actuaries. One gave up once his nuggets got in the barb wire. They still haven't gotten them out. The other one, the winner was moaning about his back, belly and side being bruised until he saw those hanging over there."

I guess both CPAs saw them too as they quit staring at each other and over at the barbed wires.

"Let's just split the account?"


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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