DALLAS – (Satire News) - Southwest Airlines has informed the flying public that they have decided to combine air travel with sports and they’ve decided to add on-board cage matches on most flights. Southwest said that due to the recent 710% incre…
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...
Mega Fighting Championship (MFC) has announced today that it has signed Liverpudlian convicted criminal and bodybuilder Akinwale Arobieke: otherwise known as 'Purple Aki' to a lucrative deal with the company. Purple Aki is set to step in the Octag...
Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...
You know, before that caged barbed wire naked wrestling match over who would get our company account, I had thought that all CPA's were pretty much alike. It did begin slow. "Your first time here for the fights?', asked the guy in seat next to...
A few company's have teamed up to participate in a collaborative advertising campaign. An advertising "Cage Match" billed ADV ANNHILATION SHOWDOWN will take place this spring. Some of the "fighters" will include: THE KOOL AID MAN - Slight advantage in size, but a little slow, and of course, there's that "glass jaw." TONY THE TIGER - Predicted by several of the experts to be the winner,...
GAINESVILLE, FL - Pastor Terry Jones, the man behind 'International Burn a Koran Day' issued a challenge to Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, the man who wants to build an Islamic community center two blocks away from Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan. "I chal...
Cage Fighter, Lee Murray has been jailed in Morocco for his part in the infamous Securitas robbery worth GBP 53 million. The Moroccan authorities refused to extradite the "Bandido" because Lee is Moroccan and they thought it would really teach him...
The second husband and cage-fighting transvestite belonging to businesswoman Katie Price, has revealed how he is happy to take his wife's name. Dressed in a tiara and bikini whilst promoting her latest autobiography 31 year old glamour model Katie...
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