Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA

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Friday, 17 January 2014

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Ball Lightning Hits Dozens of People Every Year!

Dear Diary,

When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning."

I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should.

But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling.

You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done.

At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually.

In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love it or leave it.

Ball Lightening!

I had never even heard of it.

But, man, you want to stay as far away from it as possible.

I hope nobody ever hacks this and prints it.

"Justin Bieber's Balls Hit By Lightning!"

-Justin Bieber

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