Dear Diary,
When I was just 12 years old I was hit by something called "ball lightning."
I guess that's why my voice never changed as it should.
But I guess it fits my songs because they are selling.
You just have to use what you have and that's what I have done.
At least, it hasn't slowed me down sexually.
In fact, I think it has given me the balls to sing what I like and love it or leave it.
Ball Lightening!
I had never even heard of it.
But, man, you want to stay as far away from it as possible.
I hope nobody ever hacks this and prints it.
"Justin Bieber's Balls Hit By Lightning!"
-Justin Bieber
