Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 19 January 2014

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Many of Canada's illegal aliens leave on their own due to the fact that they hate ice.

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota.

A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal immigrants had been sitting in Canadian jails for as long as 9 years.

A Minnesota individual who said his name was Milton Tofu stated that he crossed over into Canada illegally in hopes of finding work as a moose tracker.

But he soon learned that there really isn't much call for a moose tracker since even a six-year-old could notice moose tracks in the snow and follow them until he gets to the moose that made those tracks.

Another illegal immigrant Ultriana Wineroot who is a native of Vermont said she snuck into Canada to practice her trade which is creating ice sculptures.

But she said that the ice sculpturing business has gone the way of the cassette tapes.

SIDENOTE: President Obama has warned Canada that if it releases any of its 6,391 illegal immigrants into the United States it could face economic sanctions as well as possible military action.

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