ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory.
The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marijuana joints.
Dirk Dizengoff owner and manager of the gas station-convenience store said that amazingly enough the idea came from an elderly aunt who suggested the joints with a fill up promotion.
Dizengoff stated that the first day cars were lined up for as far as six blocks. He commented that he had one of his employees go from car to car offering sandwiches, coffee, and sodas at half price.
Dirk smiled as he said that he has owned the gas station-convenience store for 17 years and he has never seen a happier bunch of customers.
SIDENOTE: Dizengoff remarked that the sale of lottery tickets, Hostess Twinkies, and popcorn have gone through the roof.