Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

image for Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1
A photo of The Giggling Weed Seeds Distributing Company located in Aspen, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - Local authorities have commented that since January 1, 2014, the sale of marijuana seeds is outselling the sale of sunflower seeds by an astounding 700 to 1 ratio.

Fisher "Sinsemilla" Vittypoof, 28, owner of The Giggling Weed Seeds Distributing Company has informed the news media that he is having one hell of a time trying to keep up with the demand.

He stated that he has even raised the price of the seeds by 18 percent and he is still selling them like crazy.

Vittyfoof said that he has had requests for the seeds from every state in the union except for Connecticut.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Vittypoof did want to make it crystal clear that it is illegal to ship marijuana or marijuana seeds out of state and he is abiding by the law unlike one of his competitors who he did not want to name at this time.

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Topics: Colorado, Weed, Grass, aspen, seeds

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