Written by Al N.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

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Typical tip for a Detroit night out on the town.

Detroit, MI Detroit was chastised by the emergency bankruptcy manager for not revealing its lottery wins. It appears that Detroit has just been going out and having a good time and not letting the bankruptcy manager know about the windfalls.

"It's estimated that Detroit has made about $846 million just on the lottery, not to mention another $25 million in off-track betting. Why, if they had just turned it all in, we could have avoided the whole thing!" spoke the bankruptcy manager behind his bullet-proof glass.

"There will be penalties to pay. The only problem is, we can't find anyone willing to go to Detroit and tell them about it," spoke an anonymous source.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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