Calabasas, CA Police from all over the Southern California area responded to a five-alarm alert about a deadly egg attack perpetrated by pop star Justin Bieber on the house next door to him. Earlier egg attacks caused $20,000 damage.
"We are too afraid to leave our homes. It's been like this ever since Justin Bieber attacked that house with those deadly eggs," spoke a neighbor who was afraid to give his name.
Police swarmed the neighborhood, searching Bieber's house with a warrant allowing them to pull out all the stops in finding any other eggs not already used to bombard any houses.
It is rumored that the whole nation will go into DEF Con 2 mode if the egg crisis is not resolved soon.
