Three Hour Orgasm: Doctors, Hospitals, Dr. Oz Getting Thousands of Calls

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Monday, 13 January 2014

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Medical centers of all types have been receiving thousands of calls from women over "Liz", the woman who had a three hour orgasm according to TV program and confirmed by doctors at hospital where she was taken for medical help.

The callers want to know if there is something that will help their sex lives.

Typical: Women went hundreds of years, thousands of years before birth control until the 1960's and men got Viagra a few hours after it took about a week to approve.

Or: If this was a man having orgasms Bill Clinton himself would be at that hospital demanding to know the details. Knowing him, he probably is there now, just listening. Or maybe his wife has him down there.

One doctor stated that you can't blame women for wanting to know more. Dr. Alice Foster of Seattle (did you think the doc was male?) stated that the hospital is checking all information. "However, that young lady was in a lot of pain."

So, no update as yet. Now there's a rumor that it was staged by TV network and got out of hand.

Janis Woodrow for $tar$.

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