White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

Written by Smart Blonde Bimbo

Monday, 23 December 2013

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were affected, and the visibility was limited.

Traffic was snarled for roughly two hours after the mishap, but the children in the cars, who badgered their parents over gifts were mercifully distracted by the sight.

One girl, with tears in her eyes, told us that she prayed nightly for a white Christmas. She was astounded that her prayers were answered, even thought temperatures were close to sixty degrees Fahrenheit. It proved to her there is a God, after all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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