Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!"

Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medication he had to take and the diabetes.

Granger then asked Henry why it never happened before, he had some of those conditions and everything was fine.

"My doctor had to increase the meds. Look, I'm 56-years-old. I'm not exactly in my prime. And just because yours isn't flabby, you think nobody else is flabby."

"I take one of those 20 Gram pills and my heart goes racing, my face lights up and you start to look like a big Smurf. I take the stuff for you. But then, I can't handle having relations with a big Smurf!"

So Henry told Ranger that he would take one pill also just to prove his point. Then when Ranger didn't look like a Smurf, "Do I look like a Smurf now? Well, you certainly don't look like you're a Smurf. So it proves my point! You're tired of me."

"Is that 'point' meant as an insult? I'll take two pills!"

"I'll take 3 and you still won't look like a Smurf!"

"Then I'll take 4!"

So, apparently that's what Ranger's mother says she believes happened as she told the police." There was no gas leak or anything. I walked in and there they laid, pointed towards the ceiling and blue as a dead Smurf!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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