Elton John and George Michael cancel sell out gigs in India and Russia!

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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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It is so good to be in love, ask Putin holding hands with George!

After hearing that the Indian Supreme Court has decided to illegalise gay sex, and Putin will throw any gays caught being what they are, gay, in prison (Well that seems like a holiday in the sun), Elton John and his mate, George Michael, have decided to cancel their sold out gigs in both countries and disappoint their many gay fans.

Elton gave the "Pink Press" an interview explaining why and here it is:

"I refuse to play in countries where gays are treated like lepers, perverts and criminals, after all what is the point of touring when all of my groupies cannot enjoy themselves at my after concert party's, I'll have to party all alone with David, that's boring and by the way he's babysitting!"

George Michael also commented, but nobody heard it because it was a "Silent Whisper" and anyway, he's too busy doing a gay remake of Wham's fab hit "Last Christmas" now called "Last Christmas I come out all over you"!

Cliff Richard was also flabbergasted...

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