Britney Spears is in the dog house

Written by Evil

Monday, 25 November 2013

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An old picture of Iggy while in Italy with Spears and her family.

Britney Spears is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her friend Elton John.

The singing diva adopted Iggy, a French Terrier mix, on Dec. 3d. But after three years, things didn't work out. Spears then gave the dog to Elton John who upon seeing the conditions of Iggy, refused to take the dog into his house and instead gave it away to Lindsay Lohan whose reputation as a lesbian was well tarnished.

Spears adopted Iggy as a puppy to keep Jayden Federline company while he sleeps. Three years later Jayden developed an allergy to dog hairs and Spears gave him away.

Her father suggested she adopt a little sister to keep Jayden company while he sleeps. "It would be a healthier prospect for Jayden," said Britney's father.

By giving Iggy away Spears violated an agreement with the Mutts and Moms dog rescue agency by not informing them of the hand-off.

When the agency called Spears to ask about Iggy, she said she found another home for the dog. The agency sent a representative to Lohan's home Sunday and took the dog away.

Spears refused to go public about the situation while taping a music video for the release of her latest single. She admitted she didn't read all the paperwork involving the adoption.

Spears said she spent $3,000 having the dog neutered and trained to sleep with her son in bed. But the dog was bad for Jayden, she told the paparazzi.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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