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Funny story: The sound of uh huh uh huh uh huh accompanying themrussians themrussians analysis

Today electors meet to confirm the winner of the 2016 presidential election--or will they? The latest: Mr. Podesta states Mr. Putin is responsible with his sinister, if not evil, actions to turn Mr. Trump into a "lapdog." Why? Beyond interferen...

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Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Funny story: Old Farts Start Their Own "Tea Party"!

Washington: Several older gentlemen have registered their own political party today that will compete with the Democrats and Republicans in 2016! "We're sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and (Slap on the back) being blamed for a...

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Future News: No to PR Side Just as Stupid as 2011's No to AV Side

(Published 2031) BIRMINGHAM URBEM - It is only one week before local elections in England, and the PR referendum. Both sides of the debate are gearing up for major campaigning for the battle. None more so than the No camp. However, political exper...

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We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

Funny story: We would have won Eurovision under AV say LibDems

While admitting that the final result could have been better, a LibDem spokesman insisted that Eurovision voting is open to "manipulation" and an unacceptable level of tribalism. The spokesman stressed that for several, very credible reasons the U...

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AV Voters Claim Harassment At Work

Funny story: AV Voters Claim Harassment At Work

Employers all over the United Kingdom have been receiving complaints of harassment from staff who voted Lib Dem in last week's elections and "Yes" in the Alternative Vote referendum. Thousands of employees who made the wrong choice twice last Thur...

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Landslide win for Non Voters

Funny story: Landslide win for Non Voters

There was a 58% no vote for not voting at the Referendum on the Alternative to Voting. Far behind was the No vote at 32% and those for AV at 10%. This result was so startling no commentators could bear to mention it in their summary of the Referendum...

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UK Interest Rate Higher Than AV Vote

Funny story: UK Interest Rate Higher Than AV Vote

The Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee has once again resisted pressure to increase interest rates and so the record low of 0.5%. With all sectors experiencing a slowdown in growth, the MPC decided that it would be counter productive to f...

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Stupid Public Votes Themselves Into Rut

LONDON - After the Alternative Vote (AV) referendum results were released with 67% saying No and 21% saying Yes, many social scientists are commenting on the idiocy of the British public. "Wow..." said one, "Just wow. When given the chance to make...

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Future News: Conservatives Win Election with 34% of Votes

(Published 2015) LONDON - The results of this years UK General Election are in, and a shocking revelation has occurred. The Conservatives have won power over the United Kingdom of England Wales and Northern Ireland, even though they got over a thi...

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UK votes no to AV

Funny story: UK votes no to AV

Voters in the UK have voted decisively by 69% to reject Lib Dem plans to replace their voting system. The Lib Dems had proposed "AV" or "Alternative Voting". In this system, the voter votes for the candidate who they want to lose the election. For...

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Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

Funny story: Results of referendum on AV (Alternative Voting) system announced

The results of the 5th May referendum on the Alternative Voting (AV) system for the UK have been declared this morning. In a very heavily-subscribed vote (almost some of the population turned out to vote), those voting in favour were 50%, those vo...

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Early voting results show some mistakes

Funny story: Early voting results show some mistakes

With many people having to not only vote on the referendum for AV but also for local councillors and in a few places local by-elections, it was no surprise that there would be mistakes made by some of the people voting. One of the most common mist...

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George Osborne: "Yes to AV are right"

In a candid moment during a meeting of the 1922 committee, George Osborne admitted that the "Yes to AV" crowd were entirely right about their hypothesis to AV. Whilst conferring with Sir Hugh Orderly, the chap who grooms the Chancellor's favourite...

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One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

Funny story: One man one vote - Alternate voting (AV) set to be a big disappointment

Apathy in the electorate combined with the vast majority of people not understanding Alternate Voting is expected to result in the lowest turnout for a national vote ever. "In some areas, we are expecting only a handful of voters," said Nick Clegg...

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Kieren Fallon slams 'ludicrous' AV changes to Derby placings

Funny story: Kieren Fallon slams 'ludicrous' AV changes to Derby placings

Epsom Salts - Nick Clegg's Alternative Voting system must be kept out of British thoroughbred racing the ex-top jockey said today. "First past the post's good enough for me," Fallon told reporters at Sandown racecourse this afternoon. "Besides,...

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British people too thick to understand AV claims senior Conservative

Funny story: British people too thick to understand AV claims senior Conservative

A senior Conservative and supporter of the 'No to AV Campaign' has gone on record as saying that the British electorate is way too stupid to be trusted with a complex voting system like the Alternative Vote. Conservative Party whip Sir Quentin Smy...

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Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

Funny story: Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

With the Yes and No campaigns for the referendum on the Alternate Voting system now in full swing, it is becoming apparent that the average British punter doesn't understand not only AV but also TV (Traditional Voting). "We've suspected it for a c...

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Alternative to Voting

Funny story: Alternative to Voting

The Alternative to Voting campaign is getting up steam and making major inroads into the electorate. The simple message is that the alternative to voting is NOT TO VOTE! Currently the opinion polls are showing the Don't Vote campaign is in the lea...

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