Ted Cruz and The Tea Party People Are Very Unhappy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 October 2013

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Cruz and the Tea Party do not like being called The Tea Baggers Party.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It appears that Senator Ted "Teddy Boy" Cruz and most members of the Tea Party are extremely upset.

Cruz informed the news media that he and the Tea Party members want the media and people in general to stop referring to them as The Tea Baggers Party.

Teddy, with tears welling up in his eyes, said that he does not appreciate that people are using that name which has some very strong sexual connotations.

He stated at a Tea Party rally in Green Bay, Wisconsin, that everytime he hears someone mention the words Tea Baggers Party he wants to literally regurgitate his food.

Cruz said that people do it because they think that it is cute but as he recently told Larry King on The Viagra View it is about as cute as Kirstie Alley eating a bag of chocolate glazed donuts that have been sitting in a hot car for over an hour.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Ted Cruz stated that Cruz confided to him that if the problem persists he may consider changing the Tea Party name to The Lemonade Party.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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