An Aspen Man Develops Road Rage After Buying Fake Pot From A Fake Pot Dealer

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

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The 2003 Volkswagen that caused the massive Colorado traffic accident.

ASPEN, Colorado - The Colorado Highway Patrol is reporting that an Aspen resident recently developed what they consider to be the worst case of road rage in the history of the state of Colorado.

A spokesperson for the CHP, Sergeant Cruxton Tartantello stated that a Mr. Corey Klickerkipper reportedly purchased 3 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana from an individual in Aspen.

After paying the dealer his money, he got in his car and noticed that the marijuana was actually fake.

Klickerkipper took off in his 2003 green Volkswagen in pursuit of the pot dealer. As he came up over a hill on the outskirts of Aspen he suddenly noticed an 18-wheeler that was driving extremely slow in front of him.

Klickerkipper tried to avoid hitting the truck which was loaded with Idaho potatoes that were bound for Kalamazoo, Michigan.

He ended up hitting the truck. This caused the truck to lift up and jackknife. It started careening down a steep hill and it ended up hitting a total of 27 automobiles, 13 trucks, 2 buses, and 6 motorcycles.

CHP Spokesperson Tartantello stated that amazingly not one individual received so much as a scratch. He attributed this to the excellent work of the airbags.

He then said that the motorcycles were being driven by members of the infamous Hells Angels motorcycle club and those guys are so tough that they did not even feel a thing as they hit the asphalt.

SIDENOTE: Klickerkipper was booked for not having a license, causing one hell of a automotive wreck, not wearing his seatbelt, and having his right rear tail light burned out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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